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collegehumor:

Weed Strains Named After People You’ve Smoked With

If you don’t know which person that is then it’s probably YOU. 

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There’s no drum roll or trumpet that goes off when you make the biggest decisions of your life. Sometimes, you don’t even know that you made them.” — Beyoncé

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punkcub:

I love how “heteronormativity” has turned from a word describing a one-size-fits-no-one system perpetuated by media and society that harms, hurts and erases LGBT folk into a word hurled at other queer folk for not shitting enough glitter.

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literallyfiguratively:

lickettysplitt:

Don’t know the source but it’s a fantastic idea.

Edit: Source is mama-bird

oh my god can we incorporate this into a drinking game

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deathtosquishies:

ruf1oh-n1tram:

lascocks:

Throw me over your shoulder and carry me off to Valhalla you viking goddess.

For anyone who doesn’t know: The name of this adorable ‘viking goddess’ is Samantha Wright

Yes, she might be showing up in the 2016 olympics.

And yes, she is always this cute.

she’s back and as friggin’ adorable as ever

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planiforidjit:

I miss soulless Sam sometimes.

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unsavioured:

Im buysexual, you buy me food, i become sexual

yissss

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1) Sexuality?: straight…ish.
2) If you could meet anyone on this earth, who would it be?: Hugh Jackman
3) Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 23, give me line 17: ““Do you intend parting with the little ones,” Wuthering Heights.
4) What do you think about most?: “what the hell am I doing right now, I can’t remember”
5) What does your latest text message from someone else say?: “Love You! Have a safe trip!” My sister
6) Do you sleep with or without clothes on?: with, kinda. And if I’m with someone, who ever knows. Lol
7) What’s your strangest talent?: I do a mean Old Gregg impression..
8) Girls…. (finish the sentence); Boys…. (finish the sentence): Girls are just insane. Boys will just have to learn to enjoy the crazy.
9) Ever had a poem or song written about you?: not that I know of…….
10) When is the last time you played the air guitar?: Too long…….. Ahh. Just now,
11) Do you have any strange phobias?: having my back to a crowd/entrance.
12) Ever stuck a foreign object up your nose?: …. I’m male.
13) What’s your religion?: baptist, but not very tightly defined.
14) If you are outside, what are you most likely doing?: walking, running, Rugby, working.
15) Do you prefer to be behind the camera or in front of it?: can I say both?
16) Simple but extremely complex. Favorite band?: Coldplay, I guess.
17) What was the last lie you told?: “I’m fine, I’ll be fine.”
18) Do you believe in karma?: I’d like to..
19) What does your URL mean? Means my nickname, and my school
20) What is your greatest weakness; your greatest strength?: immaturity, mental toughness.
21) Who is your celebrity crush?: Tom Hiddleston-haha, jk. Uhmm, Colbie Smoulders
22) Have you ever gone skinny dipping?: no, but soon. … Soon.
23) How do you vent your anger?: I don’t….
24) Do you have a collection of anything?: Sadness. Jk, nope.
25) Do you prefer talking on the phone or video chatting online?: talk.
26) Are you happy with the person you’ve become?: sorta. I’m still changing, so we’ll see.
27) What’s a sound you hate; sound you love?: Justin Beiber’s voice, my gf’s giggle. And moan.
28) What’s your biggest “what if”?: … I was pope?
29) Do you believe in ghosts? How about aliens?: iffy in both.
30) Stick your right arm out; what do you touch first? Do the same with your left arm.: pillow, pillow.
31) Smell the air. What do you smell first?: feet, unfortunately. Just got out of practice.
32) What’s the worst place you have ever been to?: St. Francis hospital.
33) Choose East Coast or West Coast?: east. Naturally.
34) Most attractive singer of your opposite gender?: BEYONCE.
35) To you, what is the meaning of life?: haven’t learned that yet.
36) Define Art.: what my girlfriend does.
37) Do you believe in luck?: unfortunately.
38) What’s the weather like right now?: 50 fahrenheit
39) What time is it?: 8:26 pm Madrid time.
40) Do you drive? If so, have you ever crashed?: yes, I’ve been hit.
41) What was the last book you read?: Dr. Brodie’s Report.
42) Do you like the smell of gasoline?: kinda.
43) Do you have any nicknames?: jellyfish, pup, Wanda.
44) What was the last movie you saw?: Horrible Bosses.
45) What’s the worst injury you’ve ever had?: broken back.
46) Have you ever caught a butterfly?: yes.
47) Do you have any obsessions right now?: my gf, calamari, and Venture Bros.
48) What’s your sexual orientation?: dumb question.
49) Ever had a rumor spread about you?: so many.. Stupid.
50) Do you believe in magic?: Naturally.
51) Do you tend to hold grudges against people who have done you wrong?: not really..
52) What is your astrological sign?: Scorpio/Libra.
53) Do you save money or spend it?: little of both.
54) What’s the last thing you purchased?: calamari AND a coke, actually.
55) Love or lust?: love, def.
56) In a relationship?: yup
57) How many relationships have you had?: this five.
58) Can you touch your nose with your tongue?: sorry I’m not Mr. Fantastic.
59) Where were you yesterday?: Estados Unidos
60) Is there anything pink within 10 feet of you?: no..?
61) Are you wearing socks right now?: Si.
62) What’s your favorite animal?: jellyfish.
63) What is your secret weapon to get someone to like you?: show them my huge cock. ;)
64) Where is your best friend?: in her room, not answering my Skype call. Room 3E
65) Spit or swallow?: ..
66) What is your heritage?: …..
67) What were you doing last night at 12 AM?: crossing the Atlantic.
68) What do you think is Satan’s last name?: Penis face.
69) Be honest. Ever gotten yourself off?: …. Again, I’m male.
70) Are you the kind of friend you would want to have as a friend?: idk. Probz not.
71) You are walking down the street on your way to work. There is a dog drowning in the canal on the side of the street. Your boss has told you if you are late one more time you get fired. What do you do?: save the dog. I left early enough.
72) You are at the doctor’s office and she has just informed you that you have approximately one month to live. a) Do you tell anyone/everyone you are going to die? b) What do you do with your remaining days? c) Would you be afraid?: a.) no. b.) say goodbye. c.) no, just sad.
73) You can only have one of these things; trust or love.: love.
74) What’s a song that always makes you happy when you hear it?: bohemian rhapsody.
75) What are the last four digits in your cell phone number?: 4799
76) In your opinion, what makes a great relationship?: friendship, patience, faith in the other. And good sex is always a plus.
77) How can I win your heart?: derp.
78) Can insanity bring on more creativity?: definitely
79) What is the single best decision you have made in your life so far?: going to Vassar college
80) What size shoes do you wear?: 11.5-12.
81) What would you want to be written on your tombstone?: “The White Mandingo.”
82) What is your favorite word?: fiddlesticks.
83) Give me the first thing that comes to mind when you hear the word; heart.: “There’s no WAY you’re taking Kairi’s heart!” (Kingdom Hearts) and “eee-ah-oo oo-ah” Tarzan.
84) What is a saying you say a lot?: Golly!
85) What’s the last song you listened to?: jar of hearts-Cristina Perri.
86) Basic question; what’s your favorite color/colors?: green, blue, and orange.
87) What is your current desktop picture?: Tom Hardy, apparently.
88) If you could press a button and make anyone in the world instantaneously explode, who would it be?: nobody.
89) What would be a question you’d be afraid to tell the truth on?: why aren’t you happy?
90) One night you wake up because you heard a noise. You turn on the light to find that you are surrounded by MUMMIES. The mummies aren’t really doing anything, they’re just standing around your bed. What do you do?: make sure my gf is safe, then figure it out.
91) You accidentally eat some radioactive vegetables. They were good, and what’s even cooler is that they endow you with the super-power of your choice! What is that power?: teleportation, and super fuckage.
92) You can re-live any point of time in your life. The time-span can only be a half-hour, though. What half-hour of your past would you like to experience again?: my last he performance.
93) You can erase any horrible experience from your past. What will it be? Nothing. Good and bad, it makes me me.
94) You have the opportunity to sleep with the music-celebrity of your choice. Who would it be?: BEYONCE, maybe Rihanna.
95) You just got a free plane ticket to anywhere. You have to depart right now. Where are you gonna go?: Hawaii
96) Do you have any relatives in jail?: no
97) Have you ever thrown up in the car?: nope
98) Ever been on a plane?: oh yeeeaaahhhhh.
99) If the whole world were listening to you right now, what would you say?: nada.